Don't text me "K"
I don't have time to go through all these.
I'm never going to disable my adblocker.
Don't ask to bum a cig if I have 1 left.
If the cord breaks I break.
I can't afford to fix this.
Fastest way to get pushed out a moving train.
Spoiler alert the ice-cream machine is never working.
Don't tell me to insert the chip as I'm swiping.
Its 2016 can we pick a way to make a transaction.
Hangnails make me want to hang myself.
Don't talk to me with your nasty breath.
If you do this I'm never coming over to your house.
I'm not waiting.